New X-Men Quotes

New X-Men #125

Beak: ...I'm totally naked, self-conscious and crazy in the head... please... I deserve pants as a basic human right.

Beak: It's very important for me to process the trauma of my life these last few days!

The Stepford Cuckoos: You're an undeniable weirdo, Barnell Bohusk.

New X-Men #126

On Cassandra Nova and the mind-controlled Shi'ar
Angel: Aw, yeah! She totally murdered like millions of mutants on that island, right? This space psycho is gonna hand it to you guys on a ass-shaped plate, Beakie. She'll eat your brains out...
Beak: Ttuh! She'd throw up if she ate mine. She'd cut her throat if she had to be me for more than five minutes.

New X-Men #131

Beak: Keep your beer and cigarettes. I'm straight-edge hardcore. My body is my temple.
Angel: Yeah, like a temple to Satan, you weirdo!

Angel: You really want to go with them into space?
Beak: What is there here for me? Maybe out there with the space aliens... maybe there, a guy like me could seem normal.

Angel: I'm hanging with you because you make me realize there are worse things to be than me!
Beak: Well, this is normal for me --- to be the big joke, yeah?
Angel: Yup!

Angel: (mocking Beak) Buck-buck-awww! "Where's Miss Frost so I can pretend not to be looking down her bra?"
Beak: Oh, yeah? Buck you!

After crashing from the sky
Beak: You see this? This was once a neck here.

On finding acceptance
Beak: For me there is now only the circus.

After being kissed by Angel
Beak: Hello, Universe. This is the greatest day of my life.

New X-Men #136

On having sex in the woods
Beak: Where is the romance here among the bugs and the toadstools? What if somebody trips over us and tells everyone?

On deciding whether or not to help Xorn
Basilisk: So when did common sense stand on its head and make you leader anyhow, Beakum?
Beak: You are the ones who make me the leader by standing there doing @&@$! You guys make me look like the X-Men!
Basilisk: But we're supposed to be losers. That's the point of us. That's why they put us in Mister Xorn's special class.
Beak: No way! No way are we losers! Do I look like a loser to you?
*Blank stares*
Basilisk: You'll never be X-Man material, Beak! And Angel's only here 'cause she likes the taste of finger-lickin' frozen chicken! Hyukk!

Basilisk: So... what's in it for me if I save everybody? Which of you lovely ladies will be my bride?
Beak: Do something and even I will be your bride!
Basilisk: Hyukk!

On Basilisk's strobe pulse
Beak: Your eyebeam... it is just some cheap copy of Cyclops. Mr. Summers will sue you for stealing the copyright trademark to his talent.

New X-Men #138

Beak: This is the one time in my life I have the chance to be taken seriously as more than just a potential food source for dogs!

Beak: I am not a loser.

New X-Men #140

Xorn: These are vulnerable children, Bishop. Please be careful with your interrogations. All of them have been exploited and abused. They are very sensitive.
Beak: Say that again and I will have to kill you! There is no such room as "The Toilet" in Clue!
Basilisk: There is now! "Professor Sex in the toilet with the lawnmower" --- that's whodunit! Hyukk!
Bishop: I see what you mean.

New X-Men #141

Beak: I am... valued?

Beak: And now for me it is all just too much! All too much life! Too much reality!

On his kids
Beak: In my dreams I would see an army of monsters, all shouting, "Father"... but look at these...

Beak: Oh, but look at the wingspan of this guy.

New X-Men #149

On exterminating humans
Beak: But... but this started as politics and freedom. When did we all turn into such total Nazis?

Beak: Everyone can feel pain! Even a dog or a carrot can feel pain!

To Magneto
Angel: You leave him alone! Look at you! You're eight feet tall and he's nothing but chicken bones and hair! He's not a killer!

Beak: This guy's no hero, he's a jerk! Magneto is nothing but a jerk!

To Magneto
Beak: You're losing it big time! The X-Men will beat you senseless, you crazy psycho killer!

Magneto: I had such hopes for you, Beak. I thought you could transcend your limitations.

Magneto: You will be a soldier or you will be dead.
Beak: Jerk!

Beak: You wanted a soldier, Magneto? Well, he is not... not working for you.

The Stepford Cuckoos: You have a skull of concrete, Barnell Bohusk.
Beak: Too bad the rest of me is of cheap broken glass.

New X-Men #150

Esme: Nobody knows who's in charge or what's going on anymore.
Magneto: I am in charge, Esme.
Beak: Yeah, maybe, if crazy on drugs is your idea of being in charge!

Beak: Angel! Kids! Get behind me!